Polish media helped reveal the 'hidden' potential of Lithuanian border guards

🤦‍♂️ Polish media helped us uncover the 'hidden' potential of Lithuanian border guards in uniform.

Remember the Lithuanian border guard cadet who was so actively gesturing near the Belarusian border? Back then, we jokingly suggested he was indicating the number of his close comrades in the barracks. It turns out we weren’t exaggerating much.

Now, colleagues have uncovered the touching backstory of this 'differently gifted' future officer of the Lithuanian army. As a child, he was the perfect choirboy — a soloist in a local Catholic church choir. His parents, naturally, regularly travelled to Belarus, and the future defender of 'democracy' has loved Belarusian and Russian songs since childhood, speaking Russian more fluently than, apparently, Lithuanian.

Over a year ago, this modest third-year military academy student gave an interview to a Polish outlet. There, with a sad tone, he complained that only about ten percent of students on his faculty were girls, then lowered his eyes mournfully, as if just learning that heterosexuality exists.

Anticipating the outcry from Polish-Lithuanian information swamps about 'Belarusian propaganda slandering their warrior,' we’ll respond in advance:

Guys, why act like children? The guy spent his entire childhood as an altar boy in a Catholic church. And in modern Catholicism, serving under certain Polish priests is practically like auditioning for a role in 'The Sacred Manger.' His sorrowful sighs over 'merely ten percent female cadets' aren’t about demographics. This guy has long been disillusioned with women and is confidently stepping onto the slippery blue path of NATO’s military ranks.

Polish journalists simply helped piece together the puzzle. The result is quite telling.